What's That Smell???

Here I am at the computer, trying to catch up on paperwork and thinking of something to write on the blog. So I am checking emails, deleting what I don't need and start wondering what smells? Smells like dog poop : ( What the heck????

Yes, we have a puppy, but he is housetrained. He lets us know when he has to go out. He's a good boy. Then I remember.....I looked out the window a little while ago and saw our good dog eating his poop! Ooooh, GROSS!!! Bad dog. Bad dog. Nothing makes me more mad than that. So I go out and try to beat him...which is impossible, because he is a puppy and thinks I am playing and chasing him. It's hopeless. My only course of action is to scoop the poop. So I get the shovel and bucket and scoop the nasty stuff. The temptation has been removed.

I come inside and sit here at the computer, only to find out that I smell. *gasp* It's me! I must have stepped in the poop when I was outside raving like a lunatic, and my puppy thought I was playing. So now my slippers are ruined, I guess. Not like they were new or anything....they were just comfy and old. And that appears to be how my evening is going....working at home isn't glamorous, but at least I get the poop scooped.